Do you want to live like Common People?
Alex: “Does Jarvis?”
Damon: “After he’s finished filming his Reebok advert…No, but I don’t care about that.”
Graham: “I have the attitude of not letting fame alter things and stay as similar to what I was before as possible.”
Alex: “I never have lived like common people and I don’t mean to start now. I mean, which NME readers want to work in Safeway and all that shit? Then again, I can sympathise and empathise a lot with Princess Di and what she said about her isolated, lonely existence as a very famous person…No, it is, though, it is isolated.”
Damon: “Only if you choose for it to be.”
Alex: “No, but it is, though. You (Damon) can’t drink in pubs.”
Damon: “Look Alex, I don’t go to the fucking Groucho Club every day. I’m not getting drawn into your sordid existence. I’ve never drunk in pubs, to be honest.”
Graham: “The idea of being a hermit is becoming more and more appealing.”
Damon: “But you’re not a hermit! We can’t get you out of pubs! Graham, I think it’s fair to say, likes pubs.”
Graham: “I do like pubs. But I most like empty pubs.”
Alex: “This man lives in a one-bedroom flat in the Holloway Road, without a cooker but a two-ring electric thing, and faulty heating. Who wants that?”
Damon: “By the way, Alex really wants to win Twat Of The Year in the Readers Poll.”
